Life In Collage

W@W! Life in college sure is crazy. First off, dormitory life is wicked wild. You never know when random monkeys will attack you when walking down the halls. LOL, I kid. I kid. But seriously, theres been streakers and beer pong in the hall, not to mention fights, and a million drunken rambles. Mostly I just stay in side my room though. My Roommate plays WoW ALL the f reaking time - it really makes you says "wpw!" Because he plays it so much. I did not now it was humanly possible to play so much video game. He must be really good at holding "it" in if you know what i mean, cause hes always sitting down and yapping to his e-buddies about magic spells, and not going to the bathroom like a normal person. He has a gf tho, which i dont fucking get, because i cant find a single girl that likes me, and its starting to really depress me, and i go on jogs and do push ups and im studying but still i cant fucking get any. All the girls in my classes are hella gay too. There constantly text messaging and wearing stupid clothes and saying the stupidest shit. Girls are so fucking stupid most of the time.

Anyways enough about girls. Im planning on making the biggest house int he world. It will be able to survive an apocalypse. It may soudn crazy but hopefully some rich dude will pay me for teh blueprints. My kind of expertise is quite welcome in places like dubai and beijing. Little do u know.

My First Post

I'm just your average dude, starting a blog, going through my 3rd year of architecture at cal poly, trying to find my way in life, and writing it all down so i dont miss a thing.